I was making fun of his "manly voice" that he uses when he's talking to someone on vent when he plays WoW or whatever else and he said, "You have to understand that when I talk to you I use a kinda whiny voice."

UM, yes, that is your normal tone of voice. So you're trying to tell me that you're using your manly voice to sound more manly while playing your FEMALE character on WoW?

Oh yeah, that makes perfect sense. I totally understand now.

NOT!

I forgot all about this website.

So fucked up.

http://whythefuckdoyouhaveakid.com/

I feel bad for him because it's been raining so bad the past few days and he still has to work outside. But he looks really cute in his bright yellow jacket. :)

I wish my phone wasn't just out of reach last night when we went to bed because I wanted to take a picture of him actually cuddling with me (because it rarely happens). And I was sandwiched between him and the cat and it was adorable!

Alone time.

He said he's "not here today" and he's going to leave me alone completely for the whole day.

He's done a good job so far.  :]

bahahah sneakiest cat ever.

anyway.

We worked out together today and I could totally feel the burn. 

I'm very upset that I close tomorrow night though. And now because I'll be closing, but because he's off all day tomorrow. So, I will have to share my morning with him, which he naturally doesn't understand. >_<

I just want to relax and do what I want to do before I go into work.

But instead tonight I won't be able to get to bed at a decent time because he'll be on the computer until probably 3am, and then he'll crawl into bed and turn the TV on something fuck-tarded which will wake me up. Then he'll sleep til 1 and I'll have to tip-toe around the apartment all morning so I don't wake him up instead of just enjoying a few hours to myself.

But since I'm anticipating it, I'm just planning on doing laundry and probably going for a walk so I don't have to worry.

Lunch was interesting.

That's what he had for lunch today.

It probably looks completely normal from far away, but I'm sure you know already that that wouldn't be possible.

That is a peanut butter and bacon sandwich. 

WTF?

I just wanted breakfast.

I just tried to wake him up and he mumbled 

"You made a very comfortable picnic, thank you."

Huh?!

so I told him he needed to wake up and make me breakfast and he said 

"I don't even own a cadillac, I can't make breakfast."

God, I love life.

I just want a simple life.

If this picture doesn't make you laugh, then there is nothing that can.

Yes, that is an ice tray on his legs.

He said he tried to go for his nightly run, but he didn't get 10 feet from the stairs when his legs just started hurting really bad.  He is convinced that he has shin splints but I'm convinced that he is just a hypochondriac. 

I have been so bitchy lately. I told him that I would like to see some sort of doctor and he tells me there's nothing wrong with me. I shouldn't go see a doctor because they'd just give me drugs. Um, if the drugs will make me feel better, yes please.

So it's not okay for me to think that there is something wrong with me feeling angry and annoyed all the time, but it's completely okay for him to self-diagnose every ache and pain he has?

I will never understand.

oh time change how you ruin my life.

He is angry because he doesn't have enough time in the day to do things he wants or something.

I don't know.

But I do know that he is blaming it all on the time change which happened how long ago?

Also, a funny picture coming soon.