I'ma hit you from the back and make you holla til you pass out.

I can't even lie, he looks really good when he's working out in just his boxers in the living room.

But I'd never admit that to him.

Because that would give him more reason to continue working out in his boxers and I can't take too much more of it because his balls just keep slapping against his skin and the sound makes me want to go trip when he's doing jumping jacks. 

I know, I'm a terrible girlfriend.

So I won't tell him that he looks good while he's working out, but I will tell him that he looks good from working out. 

P.S. I'm sure the whole world would think he's gay for listening to 3oh!3 but I think it's absolutely adorable. Probably because I kinda like them too.