I haven't eaten fast food in probably a month and today we went through the Wendy's Drive Thru before we made our trip out to Flagler to look at a table.
Anyway, here I am nom noming on my Double Stack at a red light when I hear someone say my name.
I look to my right and low and behold is a girl that I work with just watching me stuff my face with this Wendy's burger.
That would only happen to me and in Ormond, of all places. Who the fuck would think someone from work would be out there?! haha
Then on our way home tonight some guy in a truck next to us is hollering out the window. I don't even know what he was saying, but I recognize him as being Johnny(my sister's ex boyfriend)'s dad cause the man is unmistakable and always says "Hey, aren't you Sarah's sister?" every time he sees me.
He is practically hanging out the window telling us, "I'm just having some fun and I'm a little wasted!" (Um, understatement of the decade, my friend.)
I recognize it as Johnny's truck so I point in the truck and say, "I wanna talk to Johnny!" and his dad says, "You know Johnny?" and turns around and says, "Hey John, this chick out here says she knows you!" He leans over, sees me, gives me a huge teethy grin and just starts laughing. He was clearly wasted too and probably shouldn't have been driving them anywhere...but I'm sure he was more embarrassed that his dad was trying to holler at someone he actually knew.
As the light turns green and they start to pull away his dad leans out the window again holding his hand out in a wave and says "I'm Johnny's dad, by the way!"
Oh, cool, nice to meet you for the umpteenth time, maybe when you sober up you'll remember that you already knew me.
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