He honest to god just complained because his work pants are too big for him.
Yeah, it must be really difficult to deal with losing weight when you're on a fucking diet.
I wish I could lose weight. I haven't been eating the same shit I always was AND I'm going to the gym and I've lost 7? pounds total.
If that's some stupid way to some how get me to turn it around and compliment you, fuck off. I don't want to.
Side note: He just asked me why I don't be more of his friend than his enemy. Because he doesn't know how to cook rice and I told him to fuck off when he said his life sucks because, and I quote, "the directions on the bag of rice lied" to him.
I don't even know how I'm going to do this for the rest of my life.
Oh, and the cat decided to take my bag of chocolate chip cookies off the counter and bite holes all over the bag and then leave it in the middle of the floor in the den. Awesome, maybe he's trying to tell me that I'm fat and shouldn't have been eating the cookies anyway?
That cat is insane, I laughed my head off at that bit. He's prolly got him hypnotized or something, they are just that ridiculous.
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